Haha I love you because of reasons!
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I HAD A DREAM THAT EVERYONE WAS MAD AT ME AND I HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I THOUGHT I WAS PREGNANT AND HE JUST WALKED AWAY FROM ME oh my god I have not cried for so long before and it wasn’t even real. Well it felt real. But it wasn’t. I woke up heart broken and needing to pee.

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I’ve had enough of being pushed aside for today. You people can cook your own dinner and clean the house yourselves. Fuck you all. I would much rather be drowning than with you abusing people.

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pumau:

What’s even worse is you wake up and you’re like wide awake at some random hour and you can actually feel someone staring at you.

And what sucks is when you’re all comfy facing the wall, some motherfucker sits on your god damned bed stares at you RIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL AND YOU TURN AROUND AND THERE IS NO-ONE THERE BUT YOU SIT THERE STARING AT WHERE THEY’RE SITTING AND THEY ARE STILL STARING AT YOU AND YOU ARE SCARED SHITLESS. I’m not even kidding.
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Oh just fuck up!

You always have to be fucking right don’t you. Well you fucking aren’t and yelling at me wont make you right so just shut the hell up!

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I have a bruise.
I have no clue where it came from.
It is marvelous.
A marvelous bruise.

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slime-queen:

gonna snatch a bitch’s shirt real quick
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What it will be like the last minutes of Tumblr if SOPA passes.
  • Internet: You've been so brave, sweetheart.
  • Tumblr: Why are you here? All of you.
  • Internet: We never left.
  • Tumblr: Does it hurt? Getting shut down?
  • Megaupload: Quicker than loading a page.
  • Facebook: You're nearly there.
  • Tumblr: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to close down for me. And Wikipedia, your articles-
  • Wikipedia: Others will tell them what their founders died for. One day, they'll understand.
  • Tumblr: You'll stay with me?
  • Facebook: Until the end.
  • Tumblr: And the government wont be able to see you?
  • Megaupload: No... we're here you see.
  • Tumblr: Stay close to me.
  • Internet: Always.
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